|Chicken - I've always been like this.|
Mario - That's it !! THE MUSHROOM IS MINE !!!
|... unfortunately, my wing got stuck... It wasn't the first time, though.|
Mike was way smaller now.. So I took back what was mine and switched my "hair bow" for a big badass TANGA-MASK ! And that's the story of how I got this super-cool-one-of-a-kind tanga mask !
Batman - But... wait a minute... You were not supposed to tell us how you learned TO SPEAK ??
Chicken - Oh, that ?
|Chicken - It wasn't you... It was... SULLEY SULLIVAN AND...|
Sulley - MIKE ! Looook !!! I told you it was the wrong door !!
Mike - Fuuuuck !!! Whatever ! Take her fucking tanga !!
Chicken - I think they were on drugs or something...
However, I couldn't let them escape with my tanga, so I followed them and... OMG !
|Batman - But ...|
Chicken - BUT IT DIDN'T LAST !!
So I kept walking... and I arrived to some sort of BAT-CAVE.
Batman - Hey ! It sounds like my home !
Chicken - Yes... Then that horrible creature came out from the shadow and captured me... He wanted my tanga slip !
Batman - Of course ! That's why I wear my panties on top !!
|Chicken - Pretty sure I can find some big worms in here !|
Batman - But then... she already spoke before ?!
Smurf - ...what ?
Chicken - I WAS JUST THINKING OUT LOUD ! SHUT THE FUCK UP !
Earthworm Jim - Hey ! Looking for me, babe ?
Batman - Didn't she say that she doesn't speak spanish ? I'm pretty sure she's just making-up the whole story !