Chicken - I've always been like this.

Mario - That's it !!  THE MUSHROOM IS MINE !!!

... unfortunately, my wing got stuck... It wasn't the first time, though.
Mike was way smaller now.. So I took back what was mine and switched my "hair bow" for a big badass TANGA-MASK !  And that's the story of how I got this super-cool-one-of-a-kind tanga mask !

Batman - But... wait a minute... You were not supposed to tell us how you learned TO SPEAK ??
Chicken - Oh, that ?

Chicken - So then ... Mike was wearing my tanga of power ! ... And Sully passed out.
This guy was HUGE !  I decided to use my secret weapon.
But it wasn't necesary, because it didn't last... 

Batman - He's chocked with the spaguetti !!!
Mushroom - But do something Mario !!

Mario - Done ! .. Go on with your story, chicken !

Chicken - It wasn't you... It was... SULLEY SULLIVAN AND...

Sulley - MIKE ! Looook !!! I told you it was the wrong door !!
Mike - Fuuuuck !!! Whatever ! Take her fucking tanga !!

Chicken - I think they were on drugs or something...
However, I couldn't let them escape with my tanga, so I followed them and... OMG !

Batman - But ...

Chicken - BUT IT DIDN'T LAST !!
So I kept walking... and I arrived to some sort of BAT-CAVE.

Batman - Hey ! It sounds like my home !

Chicken - Yes... Then that horrible creature came out from the shadow and captured me... He wanted my tanga slip !

Batman - Of course ! That's why I wear my panties on top !!

Chicken - Back to the story ...
Is this a tanga slip ?    ... So I put it on and ...

Smurf - Does it hurt, bro ?
Batman - Na, it's like beeing hit with a feathers duster.

Chicken -  IT TRANSFORMED ME !!

Chicken - Pretty sure I can find some big worms in here !
Batman - But then... she already spoke before ?!
Smurf - ...what ?

Chicken - I WAS JUST THINKING OUT LOUD !  SHUT THE FUCK UP !

Earthworm Jim - Hey ! Looking for me, babe ?

Batman - Didn't she say that she doesn't speak spanish ? I'm pretty sure she's just making-up the whole story !

- What did she say ?
- No idea...

- This one is mine ! (for my "cock"...).
Here sweety, go buy yourself something. 

- Leave it to me, Papa... This gringo is mine !

Mario bad-ass

De aqui veo mi casa !

- So COOL ! From here I can see my house !

Baby-Kong

"-Take notes Doctor: subject 538B, human baby, primitive lost link from our evolution  that..."
- Looks familiar to me... does it ?

Axes !

- These new coats are greaaAAAAAA !!!!
- Well, I got the new hat, but I think there is a problem...

Fishes

" - You're right !  Your fishes are kinda weird ! " 

Shrek and donkey

" - Don't worry about the meat honey, I'm going to kill that fucking donkey ! "

AAARRIIUUUUKKEN ?!!

RYU's  NOTEBOOK  :

Do NOT use the rotating-flying-kicks + Auryuken combo again ;  it doesn't come out well.

Ryu.

De parto ?

- I'm telling you, SIR, that it's impossible that you are having a baby !

- Ahm... Doctor... You should have a look at something...

What the... ?

Capture the flag !

Miam !

3, 2, 1... with special guest: Francisco Porcel

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