Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Chicken - It wasn't you... It was... SULLEY SULLIVAN AND...

Sulley - MIKE ! Looook !!! I told you it was the wrong door !!
Mike - Fuuuuck !!! Whatever ! Take her fucking tanga !!

Chicken - I think they were on drugs or something...
However, I couldn't let them escape with my tanga, so I followed them and... OMG !
Batman - But ...

Chicken
- BUT IT DIDN'T LAST !!
So I kept walking... and I arrived to some sort of BAT-CAVE.

Batman
- Hey ! It sounds like my home !

Chicken - Yes... Then that horrible creature came out from the shadow and captured me... He wanted my tanga slip !

Batman - Of course ! That's why I wear my panties on top !!

Friday, August 3, 2012

Chicken - Back to the story ...
Is this a tanga slip ?    ... So I put it on and ...

Smurf
- Does it hurt, bro ?
Batman - Na, it's like beeing hit with a feathers duster.

Chicken -
 IT TRANSFORMED ME !!
Chicken - Pretty sure I can find some big worms in here !
Batman - But then... she already spoke before ?!
Smurf - ...what ?

Chicken - I WAS JUST THINKING OUT LOUD !  SHUT THE FUCK UP !

Earthworm Jim - Hey ! Looking for me, babe ?

Batman - Didn't she say that she doesn't speak spanish ? I'm pretty sure she's just making-up the whole story !
- What did she say ?
- No idea...

- This one is mine ! (for my "cock"...).
Here sweety, go buy yourself something. 

- Leave it to me, Papa... This gringo is mine !